jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

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(Source: rapniall)

"Just because you’re a girl doesn’t mean you have to have a weak handshake. NO EXCUSES! You better grab that hand like a goddamn bear claw and rip their goddamn fingers off. Grip like hell and make that MFer have to go to a masseuse later."

My daddy, on handshakes. (via lovelyandbrown)